June 2012
Madonna: I hate Lady Gaga. That bitch. She's reductive.
Lady Gaga: I love Madonna. She's a true icon in music.
Grace Jones: I hate Lady Gaga. She's fucking copying me!
Lady Gaga: I love Grace. Her music means the entire world to me.
Christina Aguilera: Lady who? The newbie? Ask me about something relevant!
Lady Gaga: I love Christina. She's a centerpiece of 90s iconography.
Interviewer: How do you feel about hate from other celebrities?
Lady Gaga: I'm not sure. We should probably ask my friends Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Oprah, Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Tony Bennett, Elton John, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Cher, Stevie Wonder, Cyndi Lauper, and even the dead fucking Michael Jackson. Here, use my oujia board. Let's ask him about how he wanted me to open for his tour.
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Asari Assassin: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
moraniarty:
eldritch-abomination:
thecarefree:
sugarelixir:
mystic-miss-bliss:
all1sees:
teaalloveryourface:
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god-i-love-johnrose-and-davejade:
suddenlyapples:
lupineterror:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both…
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
Riiiigghhttt..
Meeting Lady Gaga
Gaga: Hi sweetie!
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Police: So she just died?
Gaga: Basically.
