theonlyfutureyoucanknow asked: Naturally, my dear. I have the liver of Charlie Sheen. It's a miracle I'm still alive. Liam's better at it than me, though.
Jesus Christ I’m wasted… happy fucking birthday to me/.. and it took me ages to wrote this, because grammar is still fucking imporant!
That awkward moment when...
… You tell your Russian friend that they’re starting to rub off on you…. And they don’t know the expression and think you mean that you’re rubbing one out over them…. FUCKING. AWKWARD. Damn, thank god we’re close haha.
Oh god the birthday photos are horrific… I would share, but they’re too awful D:
My dad's email to me regarding something he left...
“Immi, I have today been appointed an intermediary by The Council and entrusted with the task of informing you that an agent of the Virtual Aliens has succeeded in transferring a payload to your laptop. They do notbelieve that there intention is to cause harm. Rather, their intelligence sources indicate the payload consists of a series of time-sensitive communications, the true nature of...
Well apparently my friends have organised some surprises for my birthday tomorrow… And it includes embarrassing photos plastered all around the school. God give me strength!
You know you're British When...: TEA RULES. →
siansheep: My understanding of tea etiquette in Britain is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS… As a native… This is worrisomely accurate…
London MCM Expo
As a way of celebrating the end of my exams/getting over the misery of my attempts to pass, I’m off to MCM EXPO to see Ali Hillis (ASDFGHJKL) and to generally just gawk at all the stands, totally overwhelmed by my first visit to a con.
Back at school. Finally unpacked all my stuff, and I’ve been moved to the most anti-social part of the house possible… And so begins the worst 4 weeks of my life. A-Levels, oh how I love you…
O blue rose of Illium if these humble words reach you then I have joined my...– Charr Mass Effect 3 (via frowningatreality)